Midge v Thai bugs round 2
Ok so technically lizards are not bugs but lets ignore that minor technicality.
Had a fabulously relaxing day on a speed boat today, visiting islands, snorkelling with fishies and enjoying the Thai sun. Came home to hear about the Chinese celebrations which I'm well jel that I missed when Diane pointed at a massive lizzard on the wall...
We have a lot of tiny lizards wandering around the house but never as big as this one... I laughed and said nooo it's a cuddly toy... I was wrong! Diane nudged it with a brush and it loudly scuttled across the wall causing me to scream like a twat and hide behind the 6 year old Thai house sister... She laughed, walked off and left me there wondering where it went!!
In bed now still imagining it opening my bedroom door and smothering me when I sleep...
Had a fabulously relaxing day on a speed boat today, visiting islands, snorkelling with fishies and enjoying the Thai sun. Came home to hear about the Chinese celebrations which I'm well jel that I missed when Diane pointed at a massive lizzard on the wall...
We have a lot of tiny lizards wandering around the house but never as big as this one... I laughed and said nooo it's a cuddly toy... I was wrong! Diane nudged it with a brush and it loudly scuttled across the wall causing me to scream like a twat and hide behind the 6 year old Thai house sister... She laughed, walked off and left me there wondering where it went!!
In bed now still imagining it opening my bedroom door and smothering me when I sleep...
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