Sarah v Thai bugs part 3

I was struggling to open my water bottle (as most of us do) when I feel something digging into my thumb, I look down and there is one of my most hated of the Thai bugs. It's a cross between a cockroach and a beetle so can't be squashed as they're to fricken hard!! They also fly in a spin like fashion and are well generally horrible!!

Everyone is in bed so here is my step by step, methodical way of destroying said bug...

1. Scream
2. Stand around flapping for a while
3. Finally locate where the bug has landed (on the curtain)
4. Stand and flap a little more
5. Pick up nearest aerosol (impulse, temptation)
6. Spray half the tin till high (you, not the bug apparently)
7. Grab your bamboo cup and note pad (any cup will do)
8. Trap the bug and place water bottle on top to stop escape
9. Try not to kick over your trap as you will have to start again resulting in death by impulse spray (again, you, not the bug apparently)

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